I thought of a Burl Ives song, Watch the Donut Nut the Hole, while reading something fairly .. odd. That's the only line I remember from this song. (but I still remember the tune for that line) I remember another Burl Ives song about a kitten on a piano. OK, I am weird, but I remember all kinds of stupid childhood songs at times. I was at lunch the other day and ran into a stranger who was older, but went to school near me much earlier. He sang his junior high song and I sang the local Catholic church song about whiskey and beer. People would have thought we were nuts, except the cafe where we met is just like that. The dogs didn't even howl, which I guess is a plus.
So, please add your goofy songs. I will go first. Nothing copyrighted, follow the CoH and UA, please! If anyone knows how to do tablatures to put notes on the lyrics .. I will ask Tyler to send you a bottle of wine ;)
Give a cheer, give a cheer for the whiskey and the beer, in the cellar of Saint B's school.
You'd better run, run, run cuz I think I hear a nun
Grab all the whiskey you can hold
If she grabs you by the ear, say, Sister have a beer
In the cellar of Saint B's school
And credits to anyone who knows the "one bottle of pop" "don't throw your trash in my back yard" "fish and chips and vinegar" medley.
If any of you thought I was normal .. sorry to burst your bubble. And bring on the goofy songs! Don't force me to sing about how every morning at half past eight .... I go ooeey ooeey ooeey to Georgie. That song has a gross ending. And there's the Peter Paul and Mary song about the Boa Constrictor ... Ok, enough of my songs, I want to hear new ones! Bring them on!