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The Scott Butki You Don't Know

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I met Scott in person at the DC Vinemeet earlier this year. He lives only about a half-hour away from me, so today, we met at the Blue Moon Cafe in Shepherdstown, WV, for lunch. Awesome little place - outdoor seating with the Town Run (calling it a babbling brook seems a little overdone, but calling it a stream is not giving it enough credit) running over rocks and right through the middle of the outdoor seating area. The sound of the water alone makes it a great place to sit and chill. The outdoor seating area is all stone and wood, with lots of plants mixed in. Friendly locals and tourists popping in ... great food, great ambiance, and no rushed service.

Another thing I love about this cafe is the animals. One guy, who works down the road restoring old cars, shows up on a daily basis with his dog, Berkely, and his red parrot, Liberty. Berkely lies down under the table; Liberty picks at his food from his plate, sometimes hops onto other tables, and then hops up onto the arbor or one of the trees, and is content to check everything out until it's time to go home. This guy just brought in a new dog, Mercedes, today .. yet I can't remember his name, just those of his pets (oops). Other dogs wander in and out; the only rule seems to be that they have to be socialized to people, cats, and dogs.

Two cats are also regulars; one calico-looking stray (at least I assume so, based on its notched ear and lack of a collar) and one black cat with a collar. They wind around your feet while you're eating, and are gracious enough to let you pet them.

So, I've been going to this place every week or so for lunch when I work at home. I have a wireless aircard so I can work there (as Scott found out to his dismay, their free wifi doesn't work outside). I thought I had seen it all, appreciated everything that could be appreciated there. Dogs, cats, parrots, nice people - what more do you need?

Then ...there was the duck. THE DUCK. While Scott and I were there, a friendly duck started wandering around. One of the other customers told us that the duck followed a few people up when they walked from the Potomac River to the Blue Moon; that makes sense to me, since the river's pretty close. This duck hung around our table for a long time, and quacked softly to Scott. Bonding occurred.

I don't know what the duck's name is. I tried to feed it a crust from my quiche - Scott offered it a potato chip - but what this duck really wanted was Scott's shoes and pants. He/she spent at least a minute pecking Scott's pants and shoes. This duck just loved Scott - and obviously only showed up because he knew Scott was meeting me there for lunch, to help show off the cafe and make me look good for suggesting it. Nobody has seen the duck before. If I don't see it again, I will know for sure that it only came to greet Scott.

So now you know something new about Scott - ducks like him, or at least this one particular duck does.

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{"commentId":2446912,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

If only I had brought my camera, as I had intended to ...

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    Reply#1 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:51 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447241,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
    So now you know something new about Scott - ducks like him, or at least this one particular duck does.

    Here's why. They know I like things most fowl

    If only I had brought my camera, as I had intended to ...

    I wish you had

    Clipping this to my column

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    #1.1 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:29 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447661,"authorDomain":"tacitus13"}

    It's no coincidence that an odd duck was attracted to Scott. After all, they gotta stick together. ;)

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    • 6 votes
    #1.2 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:12 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447966,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
    It's no coincidence that an odd duck was attracted to Scott. After all, they gotta stick together. ;)

    Birds of a feather...

    :)

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    #1.3 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:49 PM EDT
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    {"commentId":2447285,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

    I think the duck was first checking my computer laptop bag for hidden birdseed and then was either trying to eat my shoes and/or had a foot bondage. Either way it tickled.

    ducks and I go way back. At an earlier virtual community someone mentioned a devil duckie and I loved it and soon I was sent at least 20 various devil duckies and posed with them in and out of water. Eventually there was some duck intervention to prevent me from truly quacking up.

    Yes I just went there.

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    • 5 votes
    Reply#2 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:33 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447439,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

    This duck liked you. He was interested in your computer bag, but he liked your pants leg even more. And you are the only person I saw him quack to.

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    Reply#3 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:49 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447450,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

    Hehe, one of your avatars did have a duckie - I forgot about that until just now.

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    Reply#4 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:49 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447542,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
    Hehe, one of your avatars did have a duckie - I forgot about that until just now.

    Yup, the photo of me in the bathtub. Linked to that and others above.

    Incidentally I read two books today to one of my guys and one of them was about - of course in a bit of small worldishness - ducks. A duck who wore socks, to be specific. So I shared my duck story and he was very eggscited about it all.

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    • 4 votes
    #4.1 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:58 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447631,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

    Karma, dude. That duck was karma. I'm not a karma type of person but still it was karma.

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    • 3 votes
    #4.2 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:09 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447775,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

    More karma - I just stepped away from the net to go give meds to my two guys. They had no idea I'd been talking about the duck incident (tdi for short) but the older one - the one who saw the cat wanting to get on the school bus - was chuckling.
    What's up? I asked him.

    The duck, he said.
    I stopped -what? It had been 3 hours since I mentioned the duck to him and yet he was mentioning it again? What did he know?

    "I think I know why the duck was nibbling your shoe," he said.

    Oh yeah?

    "He maybe thought you were his daddy."

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    • 5 votes
    #4.3 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:27 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447833,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

    That is great - as you said, he really thinks things through and puts them in his own perspective.

    So, as the duck's daddy, what is his name?

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    #4.4 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:34 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447842,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

    I should note he's also suggested that a cow he saw on a tv ad was looking for the guy who is the m.c. at Port City Java because the cow thinks that guy is his daddy." So I guess you can say he has daddy issues. Once he was talking on the patio with his roommate and I later asked what they were talking about and he said, "the birds and the beeds."
    Uh oh!?
    Nah, he was literally talking about the birds they saw and the bees they saw and whew!

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    • 3 votes
    #4.5 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2447940,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
    That is great - as you said, he really thinks things through and puts them in his own perspective.

    Yes in fact here's what happened with that one about the cow which I think is telling.
    So we're listening to music and I notice this guy (I'm intentionally avoiding names) smiling. I ask him what's up.
    He says, "That cow on tv's looking for Tommy."
    I can't have heard right so I ask him to repeat. He does so. Loudly. Loud enough that others at the cafe look at each other trying to decipher.
    I say something smooth like, "let's talk about THAT later."

    Later as we leave Tommy says bye and my guy mentions that he saw a cow on tv (he sometimes sees things and makes up his own reality about what's going on. Each time there's a character named Scott in a show, for example, he'll be excited the next day to tell me I was on tv and when I suggest it might not have really been me he'll look at me like I'm hiding something.) Anyway I figure out that yes he saw a cow on tv and he's at an event by tommy so somehow these two things got connected.

    Tommy's a silly braggart and he said, "Well, of course the cow wants to meet me because I'm big and strong" (he's actually neither.)

    We get to the car and on the way home I finally ask him to explain what's going on with said cow.

    Then he pulls off a revision so quick that improv comics would be impressed: "The cow thinks tommy is it's daddy."
    Why would he think that?
    Using Tommy's own words he said, "because Tommy's big and strong."

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    • 3 votes
    #4.6 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:46 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2509301,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

    So tonite while at open mic nite one of my guys, the one who decided the duck thought I was his daddy, insisted I tell the crowd (about 15 people) about my apparent fowl genetics. So I did and they looked at me funny but not really much funnier than usual. Which was telling. But there were two surprises left - as we left he told an older woman that maybe he and she can do a poem together. Which sounds more naughty than it is - she doesn't know he has ten other ladyfriends and can't read. When I asked him if he knows any poems he sad he used to, from when he went to school. Oh did I forget to mention that he's 70?

    Then his roommate began speaking of a poem I read aloud, asking me to explain it. The poem was Defining the Magic, one I also told over here. I explained it was a poem about how poetry can be whatever you want it to be, like, using examples from the poem, a sandwich or a drink. He asked if it could be a pizza.. or a subway sandwich... and I said yes.

    Then he surprised me (both do that regularly which is a good thing) by quoting a bit of the Gettysburg Address. How did you know that? I asked.
    "I saw it on tv," he explained
    Wow. I was impressed.
    "I saw it on Saved By the Bell."
    Wha-
    "Lincoln was on the show and he told them all about it."

    So I'm not sure what happened exactly - that's on my list of shows I can't stand, but if it taught him about Lincoln and the Civil War then I say, thank you Saved by The Bell.

    and that's my report tonite.

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    #4.7 - Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:51 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2509392,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

    It is so cool, not only what these guys come up with, but how you help them with it ...

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    #4.8 - Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:01 PM EDT
    {"commentId":2511353,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

    Thanks!

    I posted some more about tonite and last nite over at my iced tea stand

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      #4.9 - Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:52 AM EDT
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      {"commentId":2447996,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

      Can I email you a duck photo or two for you to add as photos for this article? I'll email them to both addresses

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      • 2 votes
      Reply#5 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:52 PM EDT
      {"commentId":2448020,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

      Sure ... of course then I'll have to figure out how to do that, but I'm a techie so I should be able to figure it out. I wish I had a shot of you with that duck pecking your pants leg!

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      • 2 votes
      #5.1 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT
      {"commentId":2448113,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

      The funny thing is pre-meet pre-duck I thought, "I should bring a camera and/or email her to bring it" but then I thought, who's going to want to see photos of a vinmeet that small?

      It was like a premonition, some kind of fowlsight

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      • 1 vote
      #5.2 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT
      {"commentId":2452607,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

      Did you get the emailed photo?

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        #5.3 - Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:59 AM EDT
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        {"commentId":2448436,"authorDomain":"ProgrammerDude"}

        Ever heard the expression, "Being nibbled to death by ducks."

        It means being besieged by enough small harmless details that you're overwhelmed. Even ducks can kill if there's enough of them, so be thankful it was just the one!

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        Reply#6 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT
        {"commentId":2448617,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
        means being besieged by enough small harmless details that you're overwhelmed

        That used to happen when I'd cover events where I had no idea wtf anyone was talking about

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        #6.1 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT
        {"commentId":2453264,"authorDomain":"ProgrammerDude"}

        The "being nibbled to death by ducks" metaphor is more about being pestered by active agents (the ducks) coming at you from all sides. What you're describing seems more like me in most meetings where my hearing loss puts me in the position of sitting there watching people's lips move.

        And good example of the Ducks is how some days my "garu" aspect is on tap all day at work. Sometimes I have multiple IM conversations going, a constant flow of emails to address, and people lined up outside my cube.

        Each one alone is just a little duck, easily handled. Being "attacked" by them all day without a break is "being nibbled to death by ducks."

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        #6.2 - Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:58 AM EDT
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        {"commentId":2448994,"authorDomain":"ianfwalter"}

        LMAO.

        Scoop. You have become my constant companion in the hilarity of life. Even ducks like this guy.

        And...Katrix? More.

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        Reply#7 - Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT
        {"commentId":2450722,"authorDomain":"sedekka"}

        Ian Walter. I agree. Scott always manages to make me chuckle.

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        • 2 votes
        #7.1 - Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:04 AM EDT
        {"commentId":2452721,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

        Thanks for the compliments. I used to be even more wacky but am a bit more restrained these days.

        My attitude is the reader won't have fun reading you unless you're having fun writing it. Which reminds me I need to go write up my fun fiction piece for the day, a little story about how a man went from being the most annoying man ever to being a gold medal-winning athlete.

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        • 1 vote
        #7.2 - Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:10 AM EDT
        {"commentId":2464444,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}
        And...Katrix? More.

        Thanks!

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          #7.3 - Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:34 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":2449723,"authorDomain":"stevehouse"}

          Katrix! More of your writing! I love it!

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#8 - Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT
          {"commentId":2452623,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

          Indeed, it's not just the subject matter - it's also the author of this piece that makes it great. Write more.

          This felt loose, relaxed and unrestrained and was better because of it.

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          • 3 votes
          #8.1 - Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:01 AM EDT
          {"commentId":2462896,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

          Thanks ... but it was probably the wine I had at lunch that made it feel relaxed and loose!

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          • 3 votes
          #8.2 - Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:36 AM EDT
          {"commentId":2463471,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

          You wouldn't be the first nor the last to write better when under the influence and if that's what works then write more after a few more drinks

          personally after reading about how burroughs and others wrote better drunk or high i tried it and typed something like this:
          jesodjmeodmmewdseqw

          which I'm sure would have been @!$%#ing brilliant had I hit the right keys.

          off to go change my icon per your advice

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          • 1 vote
          #8.3 - Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:21 AM EDT
          {"commentId":2476834,"authorDomain":"stevehouse"}

          Infinitely many infinite times, Scott...

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            #8.4 - Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:26 PM EDT
            {"commentId":2481716,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
            Infinitely many infinite times, Scott...

            that's how many times you tried typing while drunk or high?

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              #8.5 - Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT
              {"commentId":2485562,"authorDomain":"stevehouse"}

              Monkeys producing Shakespeare... but yours is far more interesting.

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                #8.6 - Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:42 AM EDT
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                {"commentId":3100247,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                was going through some old fiction and found this which I thought you would appreciate:
                Joe Duck was getting mad. That damn human was walking awfully close to him and his new kids. "Get away, you!" he hissed. The human stepped back. "I'm telling ya! he hissed again. The human moved farther away and than began departing. He began to relax and dine on some fine grass with his wife, Jill, when he heard the screaming! It was the man! HE was coming along the path! He was going to take his kids, he just knew it! Joe jumped up and rushed the man, screaming, "Don't do it! Please, take me instead! Scared, he assumed, the man moved away and passed.

                "Now that was a close one," Joe said to himself. His wife looked on, disapprovingly. he was always so nervous.

                She suggested they return for a swim in the lake, away from those pesky humans for a while.

                Life in a park is no picnic when you wonder if your life will also end in a park.

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                  Reply#9 - Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:42 PM EDT
                  {"commentId":3177108,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                  Katrixx, sorry for the short notice but are you interested in meeting up tomorrow (Sunday) at the same place (Blue Moon Cafe?

                  A friend is singing there. The show is at 7 p.m. Details here at calendar.

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                    Reply#10 - Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:52 PM EDT
                    {"commentId":5258375,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                    When are you going to write more?

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                      Reply#11 - Mon Feb 9, 2009 9:06 AM EST
                      {"commentId":5295703,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

                      You mean articles? I guess I need to think more about weird, interesting, fun stuff. Maybe more Shepherdstown stuff.

                      I need the duck to help me, though.

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                      • 1 vote
                      #11.1 - Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:05 PM EST
                      {"commentId":5295857,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

                      I have now been asked to write more by two people - you and Ian Walter. It's quite a compliment (ok, so I'm not exactly on the leaderboard and don't ever look at it - two people is awesome!).

                      I promise I will work on it; you're going to have to write one about the bats on Congress Street (you'll be getting to Austin right about when they come out from under the bridge). With photos. Maybe I'll go hike to the bat cave in Moler Crossroads and write one about them; they aren't as well known. You can also explain why they call a river "Town Lake" in Austin.

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                      • 1 vote
                      #11.2 - Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST
                      {"commentId":6199036,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                      It's not the quantity of people asking -it's the quality. I'm in awe of Ian.

                      So I just got a job and I thought you'd appreciate this:

                      The nieces presented me with a flashing (no, not like that you dirty minded folks) rubber ducky that they spotted at target. They've been keeping it a secret to give me when i got a job. They know me so well.

                      Now I know why a few weeks ago one said they had a secret and the other said they didn't and one said "we have another duck" and the other said "no we don't."

                      I successfully repressed that memory for several weeks

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                      • 1 vote
                      #11.3 - Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT
                      {"commentId":6206975,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

                      That is wonderful news! I'm sure you'll post something about it so please send me a link. I want to hear all about it. That is so cute about the nieces - so hard to keep a special secret at that age.

                      Also, I made an attempt at political satire today so check out my column if you get a chance.

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                      • 1 vote
                      #11.4 - Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:05 PM EDT
                      {"commentId":6207399,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                      Yes i just read your piece - I was laughing and loving it and didnt notice at first it was by and then said "ah, of course."

                      Here's my life update

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                        #11.5 - Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:51 PM EDT
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                        {"commentId":6199948,"authorDomain":"farmer"}

                        katrix, thanks for the article. Somehow I missed it a year ago. I would like to say it is not only ducks who like Scott Butki. I was not doing my best physically while at the DC meet and Scott became the one who checked on me and kept me going. I will always remember him for his simple acts of courtesy and caring for an old man.

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                        • 1 vote
                        Reply#12 - Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT
                        {"commentId":6206960,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}
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                        {"commentId":6210862,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

                        OldFogey, Scott is a really great person. It would be nice to be able to see the rest of you (who I met there) in person every now and then, but Scott was the only one close enough; I will miss that. Luckily I did get to meet Marilyn, with Scott, for dinner before he left. She and I are planning to meet again as our schedules permit.

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                          #12.2 - Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:54 PM EDT
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                          {"commentId":6347955,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                          oldfogey, thanks for the compliment

                          and if you're ever in texas...

                          meanwhile..

                          I saw this product at a CVS tonite and the duck lover in me is appalled.

                          (post at facebook and at the duck topics)

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                          Reply#13 - Mon Apr 6, 2009 10:28 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":6350387,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                          I can imagine a confirmation hearing:

                          "We are almost ready to apppoint you supreme court justice, mr. scoot is it?, but first explain to us about your fowl fetish and your obsession with email spam about your genitals? Wait, sir, why are you whimpering 'i know this would happen!"

                          Incidentally, my sister noted that she googled Austin poetry slam and learned to her amusement that it's happening at, of course, a place called, The Scoot Inn. I may have to go just to take a photo of the sign.

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                          • 1 vote
                          Reply#14 - Tue Apr 7, 2009 7:15 AM EDT
                          {"commentId":6352056,"authorDomain":"bad4"}
                          The Scoot Inn

                          Typo by the sign maker? LOL

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                          • 1 vote
                          #14.1 - Tue Apr 7, 2009 9:27 AM EDT
                          {"commentId":6408931,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                          That must be it.

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                          #14.2 - Thu Apr 9, 2009 11:03 PM EDT
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                          {"commentId":6439052,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                          Today I checked out the coolest toy store he had ever seen. It had a whole "to die for" section of rubber duckies...

                          But let me back up...

                          I had a photo of this store, Toy Joy, as part of the latest writing exercise in which you have to connect all the new austin sign photos and people assumed, wrongly, it was "adult toys" and i'm not sure if that reflected more badly on them or me. Anyway today I decided to investigate...

                          Not only is this a store for kids of all ages (in other ways not adult toys) but it has some of the best games and toys for kids I have ever seen.

                          With funny messages too. Next to a box for harmonicas was this message: "Feeling blue? Stop getting therapy and buy a harmonica."

                          I only bought two things. I've been wanting some stress ball type thing that I can squeeze at work and I find one of those that is the globe (so I can then annoy everyone by humming "I've got the whole world in my hands" all day long at work

                          Then i bought a rubber ball that has a mermaid in it. Why?
                          Because there was a note attached that said, and I copied this down, "Real mermaids trapped and kept in captivity for your enjoyment." Well, I thought that sounded fishy but I bought it.

                          That's when I saw they had a whole rubber ducky section - include a devil ducky that's the size of a football - and I decided it was time to leave or else I'd buy up the whole section.

                          Oh and the marquee outside said "eggciting buys" (get it?) and there's a store across the street called Vulcan video.

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                          Reply#15 - Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:50 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":6553142,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

                          That is so cool! I love hearing about your experiences in Austin. Even if I'm sad that I can't see you in person, until the next time I visit my aunt and uncle.

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                          Reply#16 - Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:21 PM EDT
                          {"commentId":8093885,"authorDomain":"adventureswithgretchen"}

                          Scott, you have me rolling. I'm so glad I know you.

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                          Reply#17 - Wed Jul 8, 2009 9:35 AM EDT
                          {"commentId":8115763,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                          k, i told g that i am the duck whisperer and pointed her to this piece.

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                            #17.1 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:49 AM EDT
                            {"commentId":8121349,"authorDomain":"katrixx"}

                            You are the duck whisperer! I was at Blue Moon for lunch yesterday - saw the cats but not your duck. And my buddy with the dogs and the parrot wasn't there either :(

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                            #17.2 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:41 PM EDT
                            {"commentId":8255078,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

                            bring a photo of me with you and that should do the trick

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                              #17.3 - Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:30 PM EDT
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